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Things some men would give up for a backwoods elk hunting trip

posted Mar 21, 2010, 11:14 AM by Unknown user
Don, Tom, Richie, Mike and Steve spent months planning the perfect 10 day backwoods elk hunting trip.  Two days before the group is to leave, Richie's  wife, Renee, puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.  Don, Tom, Mike  and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

        Two days later, they get to elk camp.... only to find Richie sitting there with a tent set up; firewood gathered; and steaks cooking on the fire.  "Damn, Richie, how long have you been here, and how did you talk Renee into letting you come?"

        "Well, I've been here since early this morning.  Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair. Renee came up behind me; put her hands over my eyes; and said, 'guess who?'

        I pulled her hands off....... then noticed she was wearing a brand-new, see-through nightie.   She took my hand and led me to our bedroom.  The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.  On the bed, there were handcuffs and ropes!  She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed.... So I did.  Then she said: 'Do whatever you want!'

        So here I am.